slimelord

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

username changes:

bury-me-in-sillystring -> vi3w-m0nster -> sillystr1ng -> canofsillystring

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i will frequently post things that have pictures/videos/drawings/paintings of bugs and arachnids so proceed w/ caution of you dislike those - there might be a few posts containing light/drawn gore every now & then and eye-imagery so beware of that ig

asks are usually tagged w/ ‘misc.’

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Being on the internet feels like

Me to my friend: what if 2 guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock.

Friend: that's fuuuuckkkedddd lol

Me: yeah it's pretty crazy

Friend: what if it was dramatic and cool

Me: what if they were lovers

Friend: omg loool that'd be crazy

Me: what if the world was made of puddi-

Some random person: you people are fucked in the head. FUCKED. Don't you know real people DIE? I can't belive you support killing astronauts. You're glorifying something that could happen to ANYONE. What if someone uses the astronauts killing eachother to make death LEGAL? WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED? You're responsible for every person who has ever died and you're a sicko I bet you are secretly a serial killer because you think murder can even BE cool. And don't even get me started on your little pudding fantasy! You hate people allergic to pudding so bad. I bet you have a pudding world fetish. You don't deserve to fucking live you astronaut killing freakazoid!

Guy who's the reincarnation of Cain: I agree. I keep saying we can't talk about space and look and behold! Trust me we must make stricter laws against letting these spaceheads speaking so freely. /wearing a shirt that says 'let's kill eachother with rocks/

The random guy: yeah we have to team up to make sure they're shut down!

Me: how could you even be able to that

Cain2: dont say able